Sunday, March 29, 2009

I'm sympathetic, really I am... (Anna)

A conversation overheard between Caroline and Emma

(FYI - Mumma=Anna; Mummy=Caroline):

Caroline [affectionately, high-pitched Mummy-ese voice]]: Hiya sweetie. I'm going to burp you, yes I am. And you're not going to projectile vomit all over me, are you. Nooo. Projectile vomiting is something you do on Mumma - it's special bonding time just between you and Mumma. No, you're not going to projectile vomit on Mummy. When Mummy burps you, you just do good solid burps. Ok. Yes. Ok?

Pause.

[loudly, not-so-affectionately] Awwwgh. Yuck!!!!!!! Anna can you pass me a cloth? I've got vomit running down my leg...

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