Mum, there's a walrus in my porridge (Anna)

Emma woke us at 4.30 this morning (4.30!!) to tell us that there was an (imaginary) spider on her knee that was keeping her awake. And at breakfast this morning, she told us that there was a walrus in her porridge. (Yes, we had to ask her to repeat it too.) "There's a walrus in my porridge. (pointing) Just there." So we flipped through our mental database of appropriate questions to ask about walruses that live in porridge bowls, and came up with, "What is the walrus saying?" to which Emmy replied, "Saying 'Eat your breakfast!'" So at least her imaginary creatures are backing us up - I can't imagine how hard it would have been to get her to eat if the walrus had advised against it.